i'm sierra and you're not
"The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything."
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so i got tagged in a thing by alterofplimps (thanks boi)
1. What is your favorite movie?
Oooh, that’s a tough one. Right now it’s “Signs” and “The Boondock Saints”.
2. What do you put on your pizza
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Sausage and pineapple holla.
3. Do you ever dream? If so, what about?
I dream about some weird shit let me tell you. I dreamt once that I was being chased by Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees around my grandparents house and another time I was killing people who were coming to kill me in self-defense.
4. Do you prefer a sunny day or a cloudy one?
I prefer a cloudy one. I think they’re more peaceful personally.
5. Do you have any ships that you support?
I don’t know, I support the “Nina” and the “Pinta” and the “Santa Maria”. Those are some good ships. (Real talk tho Ned and Chuck in Pushing Daisies and Rei and Nagisa in Free!)
6. Which are better, elves or dwarves? Just in general.
I have a special fondness towards both, but elves all the way.
7. What was the highlight of your childhood?
Probably thinking that my dad was attacking my sister but really we just roughhoused however I did not know this so I got a baseball bat and beat the shit out of my dad until he got a bloody nose.
That or getting a dog.
8. What is the last song you listened to?
“I Feel Like Dancin’” by All Time Low.
9. Do you identify as male or female?
Female.
10. What is your middle name?
Alexis.
11. What is one particularly good book you’ve read?
God this is difficult. Probably "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk or “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams.
Who I Tag:
I really don’t know. Soooooo any Rooster Teeth or Achievement Hunter oriented blog I guess. I really don’t have any clue and I’m normally one to not break rules so I’ll break them this time just because.
here’s michael and his brother yelling at each other for two minutes enjoy
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transcript (as much as i could decipher, bolded my favorite):
michael: *sighs*
brother: shut up up there!
michael: shut up!
brother: mom said shut up!
michael: shut up! i’m making my Youtube video! shut up.
brother: mom’s shows is on.
michael: (to camera) hang on. (to brother) shut up, you’re going to fuck it up! don’t touch that.
brother: listen, i’m going to drink this -
michael: don’t touch that Capri Sun! that’s mine -
brother no!
michael: no that’s mine, i bought that.
brother: no no, those are all gone this one’s different.
michael: no, i bought that. respect the pouch! respect it!
brother: you don’t even have money!
michael: shut up! shut up.
brother: go back to your room.
michael: go downstairs. shut up.
brother: shut up!
michael: shut up. go downstairs.
brother: her show’s on.
michael: shut up! shut up!! fucking idiot. i’m gonna punch you in the face while you’re sleepin’!
brother: fuck you.
michael: (to camera) if you said that you skipped it, then you’re lying.
brother: *ineligible yelling*
michael: shut up! stop!
brother: listen, you don’t even like-
michael: i’ma - stop!
brother: asshole.
michael: shut up! i’m gonna delete your World of Warcraft character if you don’t shut up.
brother: i’ll fucking tell mom. i’ll tell her about those magazines you have under your -
michael: shut up! you better shut up before i make it worse.
[something is thrown at michael]
michael: god, go fucking-
brother: there’s tissues for your fucking cry baby bullshit!
michael: don’t throw stuff! you’re gonna break my camera!
brother: shut up. it’s not even your camera, it’s mom’s.
michael shut up. she said i could use it. shut up!
brother: *ineligible yelling about a Capri Sun*
michael: shut the fuck up. i’m gonna fucking break - (to camera) you’re going to see a video of me breaking his fucking skull open all over the concrete.
brother: i know kung fu, asshole.
michael: he doesn’t know kung fu. he doesn’t fucking know kung fu.
brother: i do know kung fu!
michael: he watched Kung Fu Panda five fucking times and he thinks he knows kung fu.
brother: shut up! it’s fucking real.
michael: it’s a stupid movie.
brother: it’s fucking real.
michael: (to camera) oh fucking - i fucking beat that bitch. (to brother) come here, (ineligible), you son of a bitch!!
brother: give me the Capri Sun! give it to me!
michael: stop!
brother: why’d you take my Capri Sun?!
michael: stop! give me my camera! nooo!every time i see this, I reblog it. I laugh my ass of just reading the stuff they say. RESPECT THE POUCH!
Wandering into the AH office after hours is a unique experience.
Between getting his crown wrong and taking photos of him while he’s playing Titanfall, I believe I have successfully cemented myself as being on the top of Ryan’s list of people to “deal with”.
(Source: Flickr / jonrisinger)
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