Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

carryonmy-assbutt:

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jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

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Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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