typicalwelshnonsense:

I think my favorite thing about Night Vale is that they literally don’t give a fuck. They don’t give a fuck if a plane teleports into the gym, or the gravity turns off, or that one of the mysterious hooded figures brazenly steals babies. They just accept it and move on with their lives.

But if you so much as touch one hair on Carlos’ head then they banish you to the desert to give haircuts to cacti.