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acoolshark:

whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS???

SWEATPANTS?????????????? SWEATPANTS?????? ANYTHING BUT SWEATPANTS. SHE LOOKED HOTTER AS A CONSUMPTIVE PROSTITUTE DYING OF EXPOSURE IN A NINETEENTH-CENTURY FRENCH SHIPYARD. 

Who the fuck dresses up to look hot at the gym besides college freshmen?

(Source: dreamerbaybay)

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